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Please do not waste your time explaining the benefits of alcohol free wine.
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Sorry those napkins are for a different claibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
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I don't care even if it was an accident. There will be no fucking Ed Sheeran..
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Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.
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Oh that's great you can sympathise with your totally unrelated experience.
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I liked brutalism before you liked brutalism.
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Fantastic. You bought the utter dogshite wine.
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Please do not kill the vibe with your ghastly inappropriate confession.
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Nobody knows it but I'm wearing the cutest thong.
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Sorry but the realllly fucking great bit in 'Dance Yrself Clean' is about to..
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Please be more careful with your sticky cocktail spill fingers near my mohair..
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Thanks. The only thing you brought to the evening was your fucking giant..
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We must confess we only came to drink your best wine and cause chaos.
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Hate Plates à Paris!

Everyone is desperate to see your shit holiday highlights that you agonised over
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Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was just being awkward.
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Everyone politely pretended to enjoy the overly priced pet nat that resembled..
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Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making highballs and reminiscing about my two..
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Those M&S chocolate covered custard creams and a wank will have to do.
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Oh do shut the fuck up you smug, sad, sensational bellend.
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preorder of Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have..

Please do not waste your time explaining the benefits of alcohol free wine.

Sorry those napkins are for a different claibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..

I don't care even if it was an accident. There will be no fucking Ed Sheeran..

Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.

Oh that's great you can sympathise with your totally unrelated experience.

I liked brutalism before you liked brutalism.

Fantastic. You bought the utter dogshite wine.

Please do not kill the vibe with your ghastly inappropriate confession.

Nobody knows it but I'm wearing the cutest thong.

Sorry but the realllly fucking great bit in 'Dance Yrself Clean' is about to..

Please be more careful with your sticky cocktail spill fingers near my mohair..

Thanks. The only thing you brought to the evening was your fucking giant..

We must confess we only came to drink your best wine and cause chaos.

Everyone is desperate to see your shit holiday highlights that you agonised over

Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was just being awkward.

Everyone politely pretended to enjoy the overly priced pet nat that resembled..

Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making highballs and reminiscing about my two..

Those M&S chocolate covered custard creams and a wank will have to do.

Oh do shut the fuck up you smug, sad, sensational bellend.