preorder of Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have..
Please do not waste your time explaining the benefits of alcohol free wine.
Sorry those napkins are for a different claibre of guest. We have kitchen roll..
I don't care even if it was an accident. There will be no fucking Ed Sheeran..
Kiss me because I am hungover, needy and attention seeking.
Oh that's great you can sympathise with your totally unrelated experience.
I liked brutalism before you liked brutalism.
Fantastic. You bought the utter dogshite wine.
Please do not kill the vibe with your ghastly inappropriate confession.
Nobody knows it but I'm wearing the cutest thong.
Sorry but the realllly fucking great bit in 'Dance Yrself Clean' is about to..
Now that's what I call yet another beige, bland and bastardly boring interiors..
Please be more careful with your sticky cocktail spill fingers near my mohair..
Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking..
Thanks. The only thing you brought to the evening was your fucking giant..
